Hi there Craigslisters, how's it going? I'm looking for a really specific type of person, boy or girl it's doesn't matter. I also don't really care what you look like because beauty is only skin deep. What I'm really looking for is someone who feels like nobody cares about them and is looking for someone to love them unconditionally in this seemingly uncaring, detached, and impersonal world. Also you must have a near encyclopedic knowledge of the Magna Carta. You see, I'm trying to write this paper but I'm really not very good at doing research. What I am good at though is lying. So perhaps we could have a little exchange, criss-cross, I pretend to care about you and you write my paper for me. I envision us sitting together in front of the fireplace with a glass of wine, we talk for hours and eventually I look deep into your eyes and say "you know a guy like me could really fall for a guy/girl like you (YOUR NAME HERE!)" You smile and blush and then say to me "The Magna Carta was written by English barons to limit the power of King John and also to keep their feudal rights protected." Then I can keep my arms around you all night giggling as the light from the screen dimly illuminates our faces, your fingers clacking away to the rhythm of our hearts beating, late into the night.
Just make sure that it's 3-4 pages long and that you cite your sources in MLA format and we'll be cool.
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