Lies, Damned Lies, and Personal Ads

I'm not really all that interesting of a person, maybe a bit more exciting then some people but by no means spectacular. You aren't really that special yourself though. I don't really mind that, whatever, everyone is pretty boring, I just wish everyone would stop lying about it. Oh, your interests include kayaking, hiking, and travelling? Well my interests include driving expensive cars, being a ninja, and jet skiing around while sipping on hennesy from my diamond encrusted pimp cup. I don't mean to say that I actaully do any of these, I just think about them a lot when I'm sitting around and getting drunk while eating chinese takeout, which is what I assume you mean as well. Do you want a guy who is "serious" and who won't "play any games"? Too bad bitch cause I play monopoly like a mother fucker, all day everyday. I'll have a hotel on boardwalk before your slow ass even passes go. Don't even get me started on candyland. So basically I'm not a 7 foot tall succesfull buisness man with a brand new porsche, but you aren't a beautiful athletic model with a degree in medicine so I think we're about even. Lets get coffee some time if you aren't offended by a healthy dose of the truth.